WHO DARE INSULT MY SNERP
Idk but why don’t they wanna be a gold digger tbh
Or a slut for that matter
Dick is great
venezuelan poodle moth
This is a felted version of a possible new species seen a few years ago.
Come here basbusa, lemme kiss you. Eize matok.
There are two anecdotes in my family relevant to their time in Russia (which was brief, if you’ve never read my infinite musings on how I am not Russian).
The first, the very small part of my family that stayed in the USSR after the revolution in the early 20th century, stayed, because Israel wasn’t communist enough (and they proceeded to laugh at my family that was busy on kibbutzim for the next few decades).
The second, when my great, great, great-grandmother and her siblings all decided to run away from their Rabbi father’s household to the New World (see: America), many of her brothers and sisters stayed, my great, great, great-grandmother said, fuck it, the vodka here sucks and I’m a god-damn Dentist in Russia so why would I make shirts here?
Irrelevant stories aside, Russia is and always has been and always will be a terrible place to be, even if you are ethnically Russian, being Jewish makes it even worse. My family had been leaving to Israel ever since their arrival to eastern Europe (around the mid nineteenth century). It just took some longer.
Kurwa? Jest pan polakiem?
Listen, Ophelia, or whatever your name is. Jewish nobility is a non-entity because we are a minority, so your reasoning is pretty bad.
With that said, you’ve clearly never actually been a minority or had to make decisions that are difficult for the safety and well-being of your family. I’m happy for you, you’ve had an easy life, but many people have had to make sacrifices, including love, in order to survive. We don’t always get everything we want, but I’m glad to be descended from a woman strong enough to choose her future, her career, her ambition, over a feeling. Because if I’m honest, I can’t do that, and I nearly gave everything up for a man before (how disappointed she would be).
Anyway, being a golddigger is great, my snerp and I aspire to it, and frankly there is nothing wrong with wanting a partner with ambition and drive and success, because that can drive you too. Additionally, we’ve gone over this, I love cock and I’m not scared to admit it. Mmm. Roosters.
I’d start some Rehovot vs Rishon shit but really who’d even care?
The best is when they think the distance from place to place is so extraordinary and you break it to them that you go from a gay club in Tel Aviv to the Kotel in like an hour and a half flat and it’s a whole new world.
"You were born in Israel?"
"That’s so cool!"
I mean, no, it’s just a town and if I said that to an Israeli they would probably shrug, so apparently not.